Pucker up

This one is listed under the Nuclear Blast section. It’s supposed to indicate that you should have an evacuation plan. But those white lines look like streets. So this image seems to suggest that you should have a plan to escape a nuclear blast that happens about half a block away. A nuclear blast. Half a block away. Nuclear. Blast. Block.


This graphic is salvagable with just a little careful editing.
“LOCATION OF BLAST” should be changed to “LOCATION OF BLAST”
“You are here” should be changed to “You are here”
“POSSIBLE ESCAPE ROUTE” should be changed to “KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE”

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