The Peabody Hotel in Memphis is looking for a new Duckmaster. This might just be the new career you’re looking for. (Unless, by some outrageous coincidence, you already are a duckmaster.)

Actually, I can’t hear “duckmaster” without thinking of that awful Marc Singer movie. Except that instead of
The courage of an eagle, the strength of a panther and the power of a God!
it would be
The courage of a duck, the strength of a duck, and the power of… say it with me… a Duck!
The big DM could command vast armies of waterfowl, or just go into that goofy trance and scan the landscape in DuckCam mode.

Now that’s Hollywood gold. Virtually guaranteed to make millions at the box office.