I’ve written a Perl script to scrape all of the keywords used to get to my blog (available on my Extreme Tracking page) and use them to generate random haikus. The results aren’t as spectacular as I had hoped, but I’ll publish some of the better ones from time to time.

through accessory
how aquarium strength dance
beefy drunk jason

august furniture
crash precocious through trailer
songs italian scotch

naked girls beefy
tshirts chicago banger
italian whiskey

… and one that I wrote (inspired by random ones)…
for naked movie
match brian internet through
heidik full flash dance