“It’s only a flesh wound!”

Some of you might have noticed a slight decline in my blogging frequency of late. The following are not reasons for the decline. (I’m not saying they aren’t true, just that they aren’t causally related to the reduction of blog output.)

(1) I am deceased.
(2) I have been abducted by aliens.
(3) I have been abducted and killed by aliens.
(4) I have amnesia.
(5) I have been abducted by aliens, who have wiped my memory.
(6) I have grown a second head (possibly as a result of alien abduction), which has taken over my body and refused to let me blog.
(7) I have decided to eschew all technology and live off the land. In my case, this involves eating the oranges from the tree that overhangs my backyard.
(8) I have vowed never to write another blog until I can write it entirely in Swedish.
(9) The internet ate my homework.
(10) All of my time has been consumed with my other hobby, crocheting doggy sweaters for rescued Dachsund-Doberman mixes. And aliens.

To make up for lost time, I will now proceed to blog links to lots of really old web pages that everybody has probably already seen.

By the way, if there was any doubt, I am a dork.