Actual question from an immunity challenge on the Survivor finale…

“What is the best way to avoid a shark attack?
A) Don’t make sudden movements
B) Don’t make eye contact
C) Cover any open wounds
D) Stay out of the water”

8 out of 9 of the survivor contestents answered it wrong.

Eight. Out of nine. Wrong.

I think that this explains a great deal. Why John came away from the game thinking he was a genius. Why the Jaws movies were so popular. Why my morning commute is so unpleasant. And why the world is probably going to come to an end in the next 25 minutes.