Stop the madness! A University of Florida study shows that salaries are heavily biased towards tall people. On average, each inch of height is worth an extra $789 per year. $789!!! That means that my husband has nearly $10000 more earning potential than I do, based ENTIRELY ON HIS HEIGHT.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part. Does anybody have access to a 1964 Lincoln Continental?