Science building boom at U.S. universities. Sounds like a lab experiment gone wrong.
Author Archives: Rebecca
Universal suffering
The Canadian Transportation Agency has decided that it’s not discriminatory to force obese people to pay for a second seat or an upgrade if they wish to be comfortable. The ruling is based not on the tricky question of whether or not obesity constitutes a disability, but rather on the idea that airplane seats are universally uncomfortable to everyone. It’s equal opportunity misery.
Keyword Haiku
I’ve written a Perl script to scrape all of the keywords used to get to my blog (available on my Extreme Tracking page) and use them to generate random haikus. The results aren’t as spectacular as I had hoped, but I’ll publish some of the better ones from time to time.
through accessory
how aquarium strength dance
beefy drunk jason
august furniture
crash precocious through trailer
songs italian scotch
naked girls beefy
tshirts chicago banger
italian whiskey
… and one that I wrote (inspired by random ones)…
for naked movie
match brian internet through
heidik full flash dance
Great line…
from a radio ad for cable TV: “All the TV you need to keep any home improvement projects at bay.”
File under “Stating the Obvious”
Sniper Profile: Self-Absorbed Loner
Gee, I would have thought a guy who shot and killed random people would be a sociable, generous type.
Call me Coppertop
Funny, when they use the headline Microsoft’s Vision of Tomorrow’s Office, I have a different image in mind…
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, …
It turns out this is really about a big distributed database of medical scans, but the headline suggests so many more amusing possibilities… IBM, Oxford Build Mammogram Supercomputer
Becca’s got game?
No One Lives Forever 2. Certainly true of the Russian thug who yelled out “Face me, you coward!” while shooting at me. Trying to be accomodating, I turned toward him. And ran him over with my snowmobile. This game is so much fun.
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Quaoar?
What, is there some sort of shortage on consonants? What’s next? Aaaaouee? Ooaaa? U?