The Scorpion King: “I’ve come for the woman. And your head.”
Fabulous. And, thanks to the magic of DVD, even better in French (something about “femme” and “tête”) with Spanish subtitles (“He venido por la mujer. Y tu cabeza.”)
“Spike?”
“Spike!”
“Blondie Bear?”
Dave may be #10, but he still has to do the dishes.
Our broadband provider has changed ownership once again. As always, the change comes complete with a change of email address. What’s worse, our old user name isn’t available with the new provider, so the idiots elected to choose a new one on our behalf… and the best substitute they could come up with is a staggering 21 characters long. This is especially problematic given that the new email address is based on the user name. Daunted by the prospect of all of that typing, I finally got annoyed enough to get a domain of my very own. Well, okay, it technically belongs to both the ball and chain and I. I have already created 5 email accounts. I am mad with power.
Next, I decided to move my blog.
After many weeks of hardcore procrastinating, I’ve gotten the new blog set up. I even gave it a new look.
But then, you know that, since you’re looking at it right now.
According to eXTReme Tracking, the last 20 searchengine queries that people used to get to my blog include the following…
weird people you age to fast
“return to sender” coffin
Kate Bosworth naked
hooters girls
rudi bakhtiar
Vin Diesel, yell really loud
banana extinct cnn
Marvin Herndon maverick
4 of 5 dentist trident ads fly
I would just like to take this opportunity to apologize to all of the people who come to this blog and find their Vin Herndon banana extinction needs unmet.
I have to agree with the old ball and chain about Ruben and Clay being the obvious choices to win American Idol. I’m having a little trouble, though, picturing them doing the tender love song in the obligatory American Idol movie.
Granted, I thought Kelly and Justin wouldn’t make a believable couple, either…
Buttered Popcorn flavored Jelly Bellies are an abomination.
They almost make Jelly Bellies not worth the risk.
for my 30th birthday. From Study: Exercise Keeps the Brain Sharp…
Gray matter is home to the neurons that are so important to learning and memory. White matter is sort of the brain’s Internet, with fibers that send signals throughout the brain. Scientists have known for years that these tissues begin to shrink at about the age of 30 in a pattern that closely matches declines in cognitive performances, says Kramer, leader of the research team.
Wait. What was I saying?
Inserting a link to my Mom’s exceedingly plaid Kindermusik Academy web site in a blatant attempt to get it into Yahoo’s database. Move along, nothing to see here.
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It was a 4.3 outside Ridgemark, CA. USGS also has a map indicating where people felt it. (Redwood City is a light blue blob halfway between San Jose and San Francisco.)
According to this map we shouldn’t have been able to feel it at all.