Drunken birds fly into windows
Now, when they start covering themselves in shaving cream and leaving body prints, we’ll really know something’s up.

Or does this look like it’s going to end badly?

(from Snowmobilers enjoy last unrestricted winter)

Panda porn to cure bedtime blues
Finally, Gigi had something to supplement the issues of Playpanda he had hidden under his bed.

Section: CNN’s Science & Space headlines

Headline: Family keeps pet eel in bath, for 33 years
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ABCNews NewsFlash currently includes the following headline… Mr. Blackwell Releases Worsted Dressed List. Presumably they mean worst dressed, not dressed in worsted (which is a fabric made from wool yarn).

Perhaps I’m wrong. I’ll be interested to see if they publish a denim dressed list and a chiffon dressed list.

ABCNews runs randomized ads alongside their articles. When I opened the article Love Triangle Leads to Ax Attack, I got the following ad.

Doesn’t look good for Michael Vaughn. (Amusingly, the poor guy who was attacked by his wife’s boyfriend was also named Vaughn.)

Community bailing out school district includes this picture of a community meeting in Longmont, Colorado. As Colorado State Treasurer Mike Coffman sets up his podium in the back of the room and begins delivering his address to a blank wall, Silver Creek junior Matthew begins to develop a theory about why the school district is in such dire financial condition.